Walking down the street Bobble Bret comes across and says to the guy, “Hey Elf On A Shelf, I thought you said you knew Every Rose?” to which Elf On A Shelf replied, “I do, but I can’t play guitar or sing so since you wrote it Bobble Bret, you think you could give me a few pointers? Otherwise I could be out here all day.” Bobble Bret says, “You’ve come to the right place my friend, lol.”